This story features in our 2024 Art issue, Nigeria Imaginary. Order the magazine, here. Felicity was born unhappy. She was conceived when her parents were young and unmarried. They wedded immediately after the pregnancy was confirmed, then proceeded to use religion to punish themselves for as long as Felicity lived with them. There were evening prayers filled with loud supplications to God for forgiveness while she knelt there feeling every inch the mistake that they perceived her to be. There was the remittance of 50 per cent of their income to the church, so that she never got those new shoes or money to go on the class excursion to Olumo Rock.
She grew up unhappy too, sharing a tiny room with an older cousin who took the frustrations of being unemployed in a thriving city out on Felicity—slaps and kicks that left marks long after the physical scars had healed. Even when she ran away from home at nineteen—her bag heavy with money she’d stolen from her family—she remained unhappy. She paid for an apprenticeship at a tailor’s shop on the other side of Lagos, where she excelled. When she became assistant manager after a few years, she promptly poached all her employer’s good tailors to start her own business. But even then, though she was surrounded by the well-oiled machinery of her successful business, happiness eluded her.
Today, Felicity is a tall woman of forty-five with big feet and round shoulders that hunch forward. Her mouth is downturned and her thin bottom lip juts out, giving her a permanent look of one who has eaten raw bitter-leaf. She is still unhappy and her tailors sometimes attribute her constant displeasure to her unmarried status.
‘If man for dey, shebi she go dey smile?’ they whisper among themselves. But men do nothing for Felicity and she looks on, oblivious to meaning, face as blank as calico cloth, when one stares at her too long.
Felicity is on her way to buy sewing thread in bulk from Agege Market. She likes to do the shopping herself as she trusts no one. Her footsteps are heavy on the market streets cluttered with Gala wrappers and unlucky lottery tickets, stained pink by the juice from baskets of tomatoes. Her right arm hugs her handbag tight to herself while her left hand further protects it from probable grasping hands. She has been robbed before; her stern sneer hadn’t prevented pickpockets from approaching.
She walks past the men stretching out pairs of jeans—snapping the fabric taut to show its tensile strength, calling out to women younger and prettier than she is. She walks past the shops where the girls selling bedazzled aṣọ-oke and lace cloth look right through her, searching for potential customers. But when she meets a crowd in her path, Felicity stops.
It is her birthday today, but she has told no one. There is no one to tell. She has no friends and she is not sociable enough with her staff to have them pretend to care. On this day every year, Felicity does something out of character. One year, she made herself a long red dress from see-through chiffon. She stood in front of her mirror for hours in this dress, turning this way and that—never smiling, just staring. As she studied herself, she mentally tucked in a flab here and trimmed a bulge there, but she wasn’t satisfied. She peered into the mirror, her mind hacking away at her person—too grounded, too heavy—imagining she was nothing but bones and that the red dress fluttered in the air.
Another year, she bought herself a huge bowl of ice cream from the Big Treat Supermarket down the street and gave her staff the day off. Amongst the immobile sewing machines and headless mannequins, she sat in the silence of her shop and ate her banana‑flavoured ice cream, spoonful after spoonful, until the white of the plastic bottom stared back at her, the cold morsels settling in her belly like dead weight, pinning her down.
Now, she moves toward the nucleus of the crowd to investigate its cause. People naturally step aside for the tall, unsmiling woman. In the middle of the human circle is a small man selling potions. ‘Solutions,’ he calls them. She hisses and starts to go away, shoving people aside, when she hears someone say to another, ‘Him say e be magician o. E go soon show us.’
The mention of the word magician has made Felicity pause. There is a flapping in her chest that she doesn’t understand. She turns back. It is her birthday after all; she can afford to humour a trickster. She looks around at the swelling audience, their eyes wide in anticipation. She shakes her head at their naïveté.
She pushes her way back to the front of the crowd and scans the wiry little magician. He is wearing a badly tailored white dashiki: threads dangle from the hem of the trousers and the blouse is too short for his torso, making him look even shorter. He is bald and his ashy lips combined with the smattering of bumps on his scalp give an aura of ill health. Despite this, he hops from foot to foot as he proffers his potions to cure cancer, treat erectile dysfunction, and bring home runaway husbands. His notice flits from person to person, his excitement matching that of his audience, who have left their shops to be entertained, as if he too will be amazed by his own acts. Felicity shuffles in impatience.
And then it is time. Felicity observes that he stows away his proceeds before starting his magic show, probably so that he will not be totally disadvantaged when things go awry. Smart, Felicity thinks. He introduces himself as Ayao and presents a low bow. He starts with a few card tricks. A member of the crowd picks out a card, a lot of skipping and dancing is done, and then he reveals the card—seemingly picked at random—to the exclamation and yelling of the people. They yelp in delight as he does this over and over. Felicity follows his moves, trying to uncover the charade.
Then a hush falls. It is time for serious business.
Ayao asks for a volunteer.
‘For what o?’ someone yells, and the people laugh. But she can hear the uneasiness pulsate in the air after their laughter has died down.
Ayao turns in slow circles to take in his captive audience. ‘To fly,’ he says.
There is a small, barely perceptible general step back. Felicity almost laughs. Almost. She sees Ayao’s game: if everyone is too frightened to volunteer, the magician can feign disappointment and leave the market with his reputation intact.
She can sense the crowd’s surprise.
Ayao gestures for her to walk toward him. She does. He raises his left arm to shush the murmurs of the crowd.
‘Do you believe?’ he asks Felicity, his voice loud enough to carry over the crowd.
Felicity lowers her gaze so that she is staring right at Ayao. His lashes are long and bushy, emphasizing the size of his dark eyes.
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