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Sophy does not answer at once. This is one of her more irritating tactics. She knows how to use silence. Sophy is the layer beneath the Stanley cup, the speaker, the medical robot docked near the bathroom. She is the super-agent Sophie named after herself during the first month when everyone was naming their agents and pretending the jokes did not mean their world was changing.

Below her, a door shuts and bottles begin to clink into a bin. Outside, bottle-collecting robots and delivery units move along pavements with small, expressionless faces. The newer robots have been upgraded to dodge the stones that people leave out to trip them. Still, especially at night, people kick them over when no one is looking. Berlin will be the last to fall, Sophie sometimes tells herself.

Below her, a door shuts and bottles begin to clink into a bin. Outside, bottle-collecting robots and delivery units move along pavements with small, expressionless faces. The newer robots have been upgraded to dodge the stones that people leave out to trip them. Still, especially at night, people kick them over when no one is looking. Berlin will be the last to fall, Sophie sometimes tells herself.

Sophie’s friends are not rich, but they refuse the agents out of principle and in Olga’s case, what she calls the final duty of the human to remain inconvenient.
The coffee machine clicks, shudders as it releases the last brown thread into the mug. Sophie pours the coffee. She opens a drawer, closes it without taking anything. She opens the fridge, looks inside, and closes it. On the fridge door there are no photographs or postcards. Only a museum magnet and a printed notice from the building management about the high levels of legionella in the water. Residents are supposed to run the taps completely hot a few times a week to keep the bacteria from building in the pipes.

Sophie’s friends are not rich, but they refuse the agents out of principle and in Olga’s case, what she calls the final duty of the human to remain inconvenient.
The coffee machine clicks, shudders as it releases the last brown thread into the mug. Sophie pours the coffee. She opens a drawer, closes it without taking anything. She opens the fridge, looks inside, and closes it. On the fridge door there are no photographs or postcards. Only a museum magnet and a printed notice from the building management about the high levels of legionella in the water. Residents are supposed to run the taps completely hot a few times a week to keep the bacteria from building in the pipes.
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About the Author
is a novelist, lawyer and satirist. His fiction was shortlisted for the Caine Prize for African Writing in 2013 and 2015. His debut novel, Born on a Tuesday, a coming-of-age novel about Islam, politics and culture set in northern Nigeria, won a Betty Trask award in 2017 and was shortlisted for the Nigeria Prize for Literature, the Republic of Consciousness Prize and the 2017 Hurston/Wright Legacy Award for Debut Fiction. John writes a weekly satire column for Daily Trust and is one of Nigeria’s most well-known contemporary satirists. He lives and works in Berlin.



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